Google Earth
Sat 01.28.2006 @ 5:25 pm
Google doesn't just aid you in finding information but now also offers satelite pictures of every city on
earth for your enjoyment.
So far I have seen the hospital I was born in Colombia, my elementary school, the house in mexico, our house here,
Paris the city of lights...
Go for it, Google Earth
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Good Student Technique Study, Deese and Deese 1994
Gross
Tue 01.24.2006 @ 7:11 pm
I don't know why middle aged men, all men for that matter, like to leave their pinky nail long.
It's gross.
I don't even want to begin to think about what they do with it.
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I  Chuck Norris, and you will too
Thu 01.19.2006 @ 6:37 pm
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Without further ado I present
some of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts
Here are a few of the ones that almost got me in trouble at work for laughing so hard... And if you've ever seen a Chuck Norris movie, or better yet the show, Walker Texas Ranger; you just might pee your pants
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Those are just some of the many Chuck Norris facts and I'll stop right here cuz I'll be amased you're actually still reading this.
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Early morning conversation
Thu 01.19.2006 @ 11:48 am
(btw X & Y (to protect the innocent))
Y: I'm going to wear the stinky shoes today.
X: (mumbles sleepily) Why do you always wear the stinky shoes when I go to work with you? Wear them tomorrow.
Y: They all stink
X: Not the brown ones...
Y: Well these (points down to the shoes being worn)don't smell now.
X: (thinks to themselves) But they will, they will.
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A little positivity never hurt anyone, right?
Tue 01.17.2006 @ 11:43 am
I've been kinda mopy, depressed and negative the past few days; I don't know if it's because my insomnia still persists but last night I had one of those 3 o'clock in the morning epiphanies that hit ya outta nowhere.
Just like that song said, "All I need to have is just a little faith". Without hoping and striving for whatever is it I want, how am I suppose to get it? Not being all negative that's for sure, and that thought kinda hit me all of a sudden as I was idly watching videos on MTV (the new one with Kanye West and Adam Levine (yum)) I know it's kinda a stupid thing to realize, but sometimes you've been negative for so long that it becomes second nature, and I think the hardest thing to do is actually realize what you are doing to yourself.
Positivity never hurt anyone, in fact I don't know of a single case where it hurt. It might have not done anything, but to actually cause a negative effect I think not... So, well I'm gonna be conscious of my negative moments and turn them upside down, and from a couple of hours of doing that, let me tell ya that it's hard. Consciously changing your mood is not only tough but exhausting, I might have accidentally found the answer to my insomnia. If I'm as exhausted as I feel, tonight I'll be sleeping like a baby.
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Insomnia is such a pain in the a**
Thu 01.12.2006 @ 1:27 pm
All I do at night is want to go to sleep but I'm unable to, my mind won't shut down.
All I do during the day is want to go to sleep but I'm unable to, damn
job/responsibilities.
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Art appreciation
Mon 01.09.2006 @ 3:21 am
What is it about looking at paintings in a museum that makes people give you the glare of death if your voice is any higher
than a whisper?
I went today and the looks I got from people when I translated the descriptions to my aunt were outright
threatening. I mean wtf is gonna happen is someone dares to speak in a normal voice? It's a museum!
It's a building full of paintings and somehow I doubt they'll get offended if we talk about them. Isn't that
what we all go to museums for? To look and discuss?
And besides all those people looked like they were in pain looking at painting after painting in room
after room.
Whenever I go I to a museum I always end up before or after a couple. You know, when they look at a painting and your one behind them.
You respectfully wait till they are finished and pretend to look extra hard at whatever it is
you're in front of to not seem like your hurrying them along. Anway these museum couples, all the ones
I have had the pleasure of being with never talk to one another. They both walk around with
their hands clasped behind their back as if they were in grade school. What's with that?
Those are generally the people who look over their shoulder at my conversations with their little glares
and move one with a face that all but screams, "some people can't appreciate art..."
What's there in silence that's gonna make me like art more? I either like it or I don't, and if I like something
I like to discuss it, see how people feel about, how I feel about it and how in general different conclusions
come up about each piece. I'm not screaming my ideas out, or barging in on other people to ask them.
Arty fartsys need to get that stick out of their ass before their head's explode.
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Happy New Year
Tue 01.03.2006 @ 4:19 pm
I feel like I have just survived some sort of marathon.
So no new year resolutions this year b/c a goal should be created by a deeper motivation than a simple date on the calendar. A few life lessons learned this year though, some banal others with a lot more importance, here are a few of them, perhaps you can skip learning these if you are aware of them from others.
1. Quality is always better in the long run than quantity. ALWAYS. I have to quit being so darn impatient and let things run its course.
2. No matter what you do the only person who you can change is yourself, so stop worrying so much. Advice given only goes so far until it turns into an intrusion of privacy.
3. Death is only the beginning
4. The only thing you can do to help a friend going through a death is be there for them. All the comforting words and distractions do nothing, take it from personal experience.
also don't try to alleviate the circumstance by softening the passing away. Yes I know she's with God and no that does not ease my pain.
5. An impending hurricane that thankfully never came is an awesome way to jump start spring cleaning, but I hope I never get that kind of jump start again.
more will come later, feel free to leave your own lessons in the comments, I can always use wise advice
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